Sunday, June 18, 2023

Rise of the Beasts: The More Things Change...

WARNING: This post is LONG and contains massive SPOILERS for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts!


Is it Transformers 7, or Bumblebee 2: Electric Boogaloo?!


Beast Wars 

In the beginning came the beasts and all that creeps, crawls, and flies. But nature lies...they're robots in disguise!!

With those words, the Beast Wars began in 1996. In order to fully understand the importance of the most recent live action movie, Rise of the Beasts, one first has to understand how important Beast Wars was, and still is, to the Transformers franchise as a whole.

Simply put, Beast Wars saved Transformers. Like most 22-minute toy commercials from the 1980s, Transformers was on its last legs when the new decade dawned.  A failed reboot - Generation 2 - looked like the end, and Transformers was about to go the way of Spiral Zone, Jayce & the Wheeled Warriors, and Silverhawks. But Hasbro gambled in 1996 on a new concept: transforming robots, yes, but now they would be animals. The idea was handed over to Kenner, a newly acquired Hasbro subsidiary, who took the toyline in directions it had never seen before, introducing ball-and-socket joints, greater articulation, and the ability to store weapons in alternate modes. Meanwhile, the accompanying animated series, which fans initially rejected for its crude 90s CGI and apparent disconnect from the original cartoon, soon won us all over with its story of the heroic Maximals and evil Predacons, descendants of the Autobots and Decepticons, who used Transwarp technology to travel back to prehistoric Earth, engaging in a fight for their own future. Memorable characters like Dinobot and Waspinator, and the insistence by the writing team that this was a science fiction show, not a toy commercial, insured that Beast Wars would hold a beloved place in the hearts of fans. Because of its success, there has never been a year since its initial launch in which there weren't Transformers toys on store shelves and a cartoon on tv. It's that important. 


The original logo for Beast Wars, which ran from 1996-1999.


With that in mind, one can understand how excited most fans were to hear that the seventh live action Transformers movie would feature characters from Beast Wars. The live action series of films were initially directed by Michael Bay, and for a decade were, for good or ill, what people pictured in their minds when they heard the word Transformers. They had huge action set pieces, amazing visual effects, and a terrific series of film scores by Steve Jablonsky. They were also filled with sophomoric humor only a teenage boy could appreciate, as well as rampant misogyny, and stories that made no sense and often contradicted both the source material and earlier films within the series. The formula grew stale, and after the failure of 2017's The Last Knight, Michael Bay announced he was done as director.

The 2018 solo Bumblebee movie, directed by Travis Knight, appeared to usher in a new era for the live action films. Everything from the robot designs to the camera work were modified for the better with the new film, not to mention an end to, well, everything that Michael Bay includes in all of his films. Bumblebee had heart and humor, the qualities that fans loved about the original cartoon, as well as Beast Wars. It was a character-driven story, much like Beast Wars, not dependent upon Macguffins and character motivations that were little more than "we need to do this because the plot dictates we have to." Could this new film, which was marketed as a sequel to Bumblebee, live up that standard?


Bumblebee and Charlie in the 2018 Bumblebee movie.


Like most things related to Transformers, opinions on Rise of the Beasts have been mixed. Critics are pretty meh, as they usually are with movies in this genre. The general public, more or less, loves it, while longtime fans are quick to point out its shortcomings. As usual, my opinion is also mixed, and is just that, my opinion. I welcome other thoughts and feelings that you may have had, but for now, come join Father Prime as I attempt to review Transformers: Rise of the Beasts!


The Plot

Rise of the Beasts both is and isn't a Beast Wars movie. Yes, the Maximals are here, specifically Optimus Primal, Cheetor, Rhinox, Airazor, and Apelinq. Instead of battling the Predacons, their main foes are the Terrorcons, a name borrowed from a Decepticon combiner team from Generation One but is here assigned to the Heralds of Unicron. Yes, THIS Unicron:


Unicron about to consume planet Lithone in the opening minutes of The Transformers: The Movie (1986).


The same Unicron that made his debut in the 1986 animated movie, voiced by Orson Welles in his last performance, was revealed in the second trailer for Rise of the Beasts to be this movie's new big bad.


Unicron about to consume the planet Eukaris in the opening minutes of Rise of the Beasts (2023).


While it is never explicitly stated that the Maximals are the descendants of the Autobots, hints are dropped that they hail from the future, just like in Beast Wars. For this movie, however, the writers took a page, literally, from IDW Publishing, with the Maximals inhabiting a planet that, while nameless in the movie, is known as Eukaris in those comic stories. This was a great touch.

When Unicron shows up to destroy Eukaris, he sends his Herald Scourge ahead of him. Scourge, named after an original Herald of Unicron from the animated movie, is voiced by Peter Dinklage. There is a sinister quality to Scourge that hints at something deeper, some kind of life that he had before Unicron captured and enslaved him. Scourge is sent to subdue the Maximals and obtain their greatest artifact - and this movie's Macguffin - the Transwarp Key. 


Scourge, Herald of Unicron.

While it's nice to see Transwarp technology, which had been introduced into the franchise with Beast Wars, the use of a Macguffin was something the Bumblebee film moved away from after all five previous films relied on them as the central plot device. Nevertheless, at least it's a Macguffin that feels familiar to fans of Beast Wars, so I suppose it gets a pass.

Maximal leader Apelinq sacrifices himself at the hands of Scourge in order to allow Optimus Primal and the rest of the Maximals to escape using the Transwarp Key. They arrive on Earth, although exactly WHEN they arrive is never made clear. 

Fast forward (I guess) to 1994, seven years after the events of Bumblebee. Optimus Prime had arrived at the end of that film and now he and Bumblebee have been joined by Mirage, Arcee, Wheeljack, and Stratosphere - more Autobots may possibly have been a part of this team, but they are never mentioned. When a human manages to activate one half of the Transwarp Key, which had been separated and hidden in Peru before being discovered by archeologists, it sends a beacon which, for some reason, is only visible to Cybertronians. Prime and his Autobots see it shoot into the sky, but it also draws the attention of Scourge and the Terrorcons, who arrive on Earth to retrieve the Key and summon their master. 


Optimus Prime and Bumblebee as they appeared at the end of the Bumblebee movie.


Optimus mentions that the Key could finally give them a way to return home to Cybertron. The audience isn't told how the Autobots came to Earth in the first place, but we can presume they all arrived in a similar fashion that Bumblebee did in the last film, in an escape pod launched from Cybertron. The Autobots and Terrorcons converge on the museum housing the Key, and a battle ensues, with Scourge overwhelming Prime, killing Bumblebee (more on that later), and making off with half of the Key. 

Suddenly, the Maximal Airazor arrives to drive Scourge away. She explains the nature of the Maximals, that they are "from both your past and your future," which is...a thing. She also details who the Terrorcons are, that they serve Unicron, and that the dark god intends to use the Key to travel through time and space until all worlds, all realities are consumed. Though Scourge believes he has achieved his victory, Airazor further explains that the Key had been split (a fact about which Scourge - as well as the audience - was unaware), which prompts the team of Autobots, humans, and Airazor to travel to Peru to retrieve the second half and keep the Key out of Scourge's hands. The Macguffin hunt is on.


Airazor as she appears in a promotional poster for Rise of the Beasts.

It should be noted here that the human character Elena is the one to discover both the first half of the Key and the location of the second half. She is a young Black woman who dreams of being an archeologist. More on her, and the other human lead, Noah, in a little bit.

Of course, the Terrorcons attack when the good guys make it to Peru, and it is here that the first red flag in this film was set off for me. During the battle, Optimus Prime confronts Scourge and tells the Autobots, "I'm going to take the Key from Scourge, and then I'm going to take his head!" 

Immediately, my mind went to the portrayals of Prime in the Bay films and the sheer brutality with which he was depicted, garnering him the dubious moniker of Murder Prime from some fans. He didn't just beat the Decepticons, but he savagely tore them apart with melee weapons, even when they were unarmed. 

Here's a rundown of Prime's "heroic" actions from each film, in case you missed them:

Transformers - Is willing to sacrifice his own troops to achieve the mission; decapitates Bonecrusher after disarming him.

Revenge of the Fallen - Executes a defenseless Demolisher; rips Grinder's face apart with hooks; tells The Fallen to "Give me your face!" before ripping it off and smashing his hand through his fleeing opponent's chest,  crushing The Fallen's spark in his bare hand.

Dark of the Moon - Executes a defenseless Sentinel Prime; tells Shockwave "You die now!" before tearing his eye from his head; decapitates Megatron with an axe; gives the memorable line, "We will kill them all!"

Age of Extinction - Actually kills a human; has memorable lines like, "He is going to die!", "I'm going to tear them apart!" , "I'll kill you!" , and "You defend my family or die!" (said to Grimlock and the Dinobots) 

The Last Knight - Turns evil (becoming Nemesis Prime); uses his sword to viciously slice through enemies in the final battle while reminding them what is name is.

Optimus during his heel turn as Nemesis Prime in The Last Knight (2017).


There's more, but you get the idea. For being such a hero, Optimus Prime was depicted as a bloodthirsty, rage-filled angel of death that is totally cut off from the emotions of others. In wrestling terms, he is supposed to be the babyface (the good guy), but his words and actions felt more like a heel (the bad guy) in those movies. When that happens in any story, you know you're in trouble.

What's more, it was so hard in those five films to hear Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime going all the way back to 1984, say those kinds of lines. Peter himself made public comments about how uncomfortable he was and how he tried to get Michael Bay to understand that that just isn't how Optimus Prime would act, but Bay gonna Bay and Peter said the lines anyway. 

To turn the clock back briefly: Peter Cullen has often told the story that he based Optimus Prime off his older brother Larry, who was a Marine during the Vietnam War. When Peter got the gig as Prime, he told his brother that he was going to be voicing a truck who happened to be a military leader.  Larry told him: "If you're going to be a leader, Peter, you have to be strong enough to be gentle." That shines through in Peter's performances in the original cartoon and animated movie, but because Michael Bay knows nothing of real human dialogue and emotion besides the horniness and rage of a teenage boy, the Prime of the live action films lacked the nobility and gentleness of the character to whom Peter Cullen had first given voice.


Peter Cullen with an Optimus Prime Voice-Changing Helmet in 2007.


Even though he made a brief appearance in Bumblebee, Prime was truly returning to the spotlight with Rise of the Beasts, and my deepest hope for the film was that it would continue the positive trends begun by Bumblebee and move further away from the tone and style of the first five films. But in this halfway-point fight with Scourge, I felt like my hope was being dashed. There are dozens of ways Prime could've given voice to his desire to beat Scourge: for example, "I'm going to take him DOWN!" rather than "I'm going to take HIS HEAD!" Most folks in the theatre probably didn't notice, but I was put back on my heels, worried that the character that was one of my earliest heroes, one who always found a different way to deal with his enemies than brutally annihilating them, was slinking back into a version that I had hoped had been put to rest when Michael Bay left the director's chair. They're not really gonna do this, are they?

Following the battle with the Terrorcons, in which Airazor is hit with a mysterious object by Scourge that seems to infect her with some Unicron-like virus thats slowly turns her evil, we finally meet back up with the rest of the Maximals in the Peruvian jungle. At last, the Autobots and Maximals are on screen together, including both Optimuses...Optimi....leaders!


The Autobots meet the Maximals in Peru.


It is here that we meet, in earnest, Optimus Primal, voiced by Ron Perlman. His performance is one of the highlights of the whole film. Geek culture movie fans know him best from Hellboy, Pacific Rim, and the original Teen Titans. His casting choice may have surprised some, but he had actually portrayed Primal once before, in the third part of Machinima's Prime Wars Trilogy web-series, Power of the Primes. The less said about that trilogy the better! 

But Perlman was great, bringing a kind of wisdom, kindness, and perspective to the role of Optimus Primal. It's clear that new director Steven Caple, Jr. was playing Primal off as the one who would show Prime how to embody the kind of gentle strength that is needed in a real leader. Optimus Prime is shown in this film to be beleaguered and war-worn, broken by the weight of loss and the responsibility he feels for stranding his Autobots on this alien world while Cybertron remains unprotected from the Decepticons. It made sense that the film was painting Optimus Primal, a time-traveling descendant named after him, as the one to show Optimus Prime what it means to be a true leader, the kind that will become legendary in the history of the Cybertronian race. At one point Primal takes Prime to a small human village, showing the Autobots how the Maximals and humans have lived together for centuries, as the bots protect the humans while they safeguard the second half of the Transwarp Key. This role of protector for innocent lifeforms is what Prime is meant to take on, and it's from the monkey that the truck learns this lesson.


Primal and Prime.


Prime begins the movie with an unreasonable mistrust of humans, despite their aid to Bumblebee in the previous film and Prime's commendation of his scout's duty defending them against the Decepticons. After talking with Primal, Prime does come to trust his human allies, especially when he realizes that Noah would destroy the Key if it meant keeping Earth safe from Unicron. Prime sees in Noah a reflection of himself, someone who just wants to protect the ones he loves. The audience is meant to pick up on this parallel between two soldiers - Noah, it's said earlier, was in the army but was discharged for unknown reasons. They both only want to save their families: Noah tries to take care of his single mother and his ailing younger brother, while Prime is trying to get his troops home. This is great! It finally looks like we have a Transformers movie with an actual character arc for one its bots! Maybe he won't turn out to be Murder Prime, after all!

After Scourge secures the second half of the Key and Optimus Primal is forced to kill Airazor when her infection causes her to attack her friends (in one of the most emotional scenes of the whole film), the stage is set for the final battle: the Autobots and Maximals fighting together against the Terrorcons as Scourge opens a Transwarp portal to bring Unicron to Earth. The film's climax goes as expected, with lots of CGI and nameless/faceless Terrorcon drones for the good guys to mow down, and of course the inevitable dramatic return of Bumblebee from the dead (although, if you saw literally ANY of the film's trailers, you already knew that was going to happen).


Seriously, nobody was surprised by this, no matter how badass it was meant to be.


There are some fun moments in the battle, especially when Optimus Primal calls for Rhinox and Cheetor to "Maximize!" which was the command code used in Beast Wars for whenever the Maximals transformed from beast mode to robot mode. It was one of those 'stand up and cheer' moments. Meanwhile, the human allies are tasked with shutting down the portal while the Optimi....Optimuses....Prime and Primal make their way through the Terrorcon hordes to get to Scourge. 

It is in the final confrontation between Optimus Prime and Scourge that the film finally plays its hand. Has Prime moved past his rage? Has he changed at all?  As I sat there, I thought of several ways that this could go , which would, in some ways, redeem the Bayverse Prime and debunk the myth of redemptive violence that was so prevalent in those earlier films (and summer blockbusters, in general):
  • Prime could destroy the device that harnesses the Key's power to create a Transwarp portal, which would cause the approaching Unicron (in planet mode) to collapse in on himself, keeping him forever from returning to this universe.
  • Prime could make the ultimate sacrifice and go straight for destroying the Key itself, leaving Unicron defeated but ensuring that the Autobots and Maximals cannot return to Cybertron; perhaps he'd even give the line, "No sacrifice, no victory!" as a callback to the first live action film.
  • Prime could destroy the device and/or the Key, which could then emancipate Scourge from Unicron's servitude, at last granting him freedom and a sense of peace; we never get any information on who Scourge was before becoming a Herald, after all.
  • Prime could pull some fun, 1980s cartoon shenanigans and simply humiliate Scourge the same way he did Megatron, leaving the bad guy leader to shout "Retreat!" and vow to fight another day.
No. None of these scenarios happen.

Instead, Prime does what he did in all five Bay films. Despite the fact that Scourge bested him earlier in the film - twice! - Prime attacks him with such ferocity, as to cut off both of Scourge's arms, and in that moment when his opponent is defenseless, shouts, "Now you will see the real power of the Primes!!" and promptly rips off Scourge's head with his energon blade, complete with Scourge's spine attached. Prime went full-on Sub-Zero on Scourge, and.I actually let out an audible "No!" despite the theatre erupting in cheers.



The Maximals and Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Terrorcons.


They really did it. Despite what Steven Caple, Jr. had said about this film being a reboot, that it was a fresh direction and had no connection to the Bay films, the studio ultimately won out when it came to the portrayal of Optimus "Give me your face!" Prime. The aggressive military leader that had been willing to sacrifice his own troops and would brutally slaughter defenseless enemies, was still there. Sure, one might say, it wasn't as bad as those previous portrayals; after all, Scourge had it coming and Prime had no choice after having lost so much. 

But this misses the point of who Prime is supposed to be, who he always was before Paramount got hold of him. He's the guy that's supposed to find another way. He's supposed to learn from his mistakes - as he says in the original cartoon, "Sometimes even the wisest of men and machines can be in error." (from the episode SOS Dinobots). 

Here, however, there was no growth beyond that anger, that pain. He just beat the bad guy. That's it. Even when Unicron entices Prime to be his new Herald, saying, "I can give you everything you want," Prime responds by saying, "Then die!" as he smashes the Key. This is who Optimus Prime is in the live action films, and because he was the reason I got into Transformers in the first place, I am heartbroken that the studio couldn't move on from this, despite everything else that was so good about Rise of the Beasts.

As if Murder Prime wasn't enough of a clue that this is the same continuity as the Bay films, Unicron isn't destroyed. Instead, Primal explains that the dark god is trapped, leaving open the very real possibility that he could return. Seeing that this film is set in 1994 and that the producers had stated repeatedly that this was a prequel to the Bay films, one can reasonably assume that Unicron will remain trapped until the events of The Last Knight (the final Bay-directed film), where it will be revealed that Unicron is at the core of planet Earth itself. Sunrise, sunset. Once again, they couldn't bring themselves to separate from the Bay films, despite The Last Knight ending on a cliffhanger that will never be resolved.

So the Autobots fly...somewhere...aboard Stratosphere, while Optimus Primal gives a mighty roar from a cliffside. Elena gets to become a real archeologist, and Noah gets a job offer with G.I. Joe. That's it. Pick up your trash and exit the theatre in an orderly fashion. Thanks for coming.

Initial Impressions

The portrayal of Prime and the apparent connection to the Bay films made it impossible for me to love this movie, despite how much I wanted to. Instead, I came away merely liking it. For some, including my wife, the film was a breath of fresh air and a huge hit. I don't disagree with that; in fact, I think that the film was entertaining and poignant in ways that the Bay films never were nor could've been. Though, if I'm honest, that's not a very high bar to clear.


Steven Caple, Jr., director of Rise of the Beasts.


Steven Caple, Jr. presents a Transformers film that is deeply and intentionally Black, which is a very good thing. It is steeped in the experience of Black and brown people, and I loved that! Before it even premiered we noticed this in the music in the trailers and the soundtrack that dropped on Spotify, filled with 90s hip-hop and appropriately entitled Rise of the Beats

The main human protagonist in this film is Noah, who comes from a working class Latino family. It is he who serves as the character that bridges the human and Transformer stories - the way Charlie did in Bumblebee and Sam and Marky Mark did in the Bay films. He is committed to taking care of his family - his "home team" as he calls them. He struggles to get regular work because his brother's illness requires him often to drop everything for his sake, resulting in Noah not being able to land a security job at the beginning of the film. When he goes for the interview, he's told that "people like you" don't have a place in the company. This hits hard. The would-be boss tells him it's because he's not a "team player" but we cannot separate Noah's racial identity from this moment, nor should we. Like many young men in similar situations, he resorts to crime to earn the money to pay his brothers' hospital bills, which again, is a story that certainly resonates with communities of color.

Furthermore, Elena is a wonderful addition to the human cast in this franchise. Her own experience is a commentary on colonialism - working for a prissy, white boss in a museum that houses artifacts gathered by white folks from indigenous cultures. Elena longs for the day when she can be the one "there when the discovery is made" and gets to live this out when she and Noah are charged by the Autobots with retrieving the second half of the Transwarp Key in a buried Incan temple that Elena had discovered earlier in the film. We get a great "Black Indiana Jones" moment during this part of the Macguffin search, which was excellent in its deconstructing of the image of "white guy goes into indigenous area and obtains rare object for a museum." With apologies to Indiana Jones, but it's kind of messed up that he wouldn't just leave stuff alone!

Elena and Noah


For once, we have a Transformers story featuring multiple humans in which both of them are not only great actors, but great characters as well. Their relationships, both to each other and to the Transformers, are among the film's highlights. Most importantly, this isn't just Noah's and Elena's story with the Transformers guest-starring, which was often the case in the Bay films. The humans interact with the bots fluidly, and see their heart and emotion. The parallel stories between Noah, Elena, and the rest of the Autobots and Maximals is in keeping with what the Bumblebee film established with the relationship between the title bot and Charlie Watson. What Bumblebee started in this regard, Rise of the Beasts continues, and then some! If the human element of the live action films maintains this trend, it's a big positive. 

Speaking of relationships, the breakout star of this film from a Transformers perspective has to be Mirage. Voiced by comedian Pete Davidson, Mirage is witty, irreverent in just the right moments, and still brave and loyal to the Autobot cause. He is hilarious, but he cares deeply for his family - both the Autobots and Noah. The two first meet when Noah agrees to steal a car to help pay for his brother Chris' medical bills. The car just so happens to be Mirage, so when Optimus Prime calls on the other Autobots in the wake of the Transwarp Key being activated, Mirage rolls out with Noah in tow. After their actual face-to-face meeting when Mirage transforms, Noah meets the other Autobots, and though Prime is upset Mirage has brought a human into their midst, he agrees with Mirage's plan to use Noah to steal the Key from the Ellis Island museum. If he succeeds, Mirage says, Noah can still "sell" him to cash in before the Autobots use the Key to go home to Cybertron. When the plan fails, Noah insists on joining the Autobots and Airazor in the search for the other half of the Key. But he accidentally reveals Mirage's existence to Chris, who then makes Mirage promise to protect Noah, no matter what. In the film's climax, Mirage puts himself between Noah and Scourge, taking the full force of the Terrorcon's blasters until he finally goes into stasis lock (a kind of Transformer coma). When he finally wakes up, Mirage can't move on his own, so he activates a program that allows his body to split apart and reconfigure around Noah, creating a kind of Exo-suit, similar to what Spike and Daniel Witwicky wear in the 1986 animated movie. Together, this bot-human hybrid (also a visual nod to the old Pretenders concept) manages, along with Prime and Primal, to save the day.

Mirage meets Noah.


This moment encapsulates what appears to be one of the chief themes of the movie; that is, the coming together of two different species for the common good. The tagline for the film is "Unite or Fall" with several posters showing Optimus Prime and Optimus Primal in a sort of face-off that bears more than a passing resemblance to the Optimus vs. Megatron posters from the first live action film. Fans, of course, knew the Autobots and Maximals were on the same side and wouldn't stay at odds for more than a minute, meaning the tagline was ultimately not even about the Autobots and Maximals, but instead was about the Transformers and their human allies. Noah spends much of the film not entirely trusting the Autobots, especially Optimus Prime. However, when they are met with their darkest hour, Autobot, Maximal, and human alike all come together as one. There is even a "Till all are one!" moment for fans of the old animated film, which worked perfectly here. Perhaps that is the ultimate message of Rise of the Beasts: that our two species - human and Cybertronian - are both "more than meets the eye" and are able to transform our ways of thinking and being to come together when all hope seems lost. If that is what Steven Caple Jr. was going for, then I think he succeeded.

What I Loved
  • Arcee and Wheeljack were wonderful! It's clear that the two of them have some kind of prior relationship, and I wanted to see more from them. Wheeljack's design was...different, but it seemed to fit his character in this movie. And Arcee's use of her visor was straight out of the 86 movie. Classic!

Arcee and Wheeljack return fire in a fight with the Terrorcons.

  • The action set pieces, while bigger than Bumblebee, were not the headache-inducing kind seen in the Bay films. There's no shaky cam, and it's a lot easier to tell the difference between the bots, making the action much easier to follow.

  • The Terrorcon Nightbird is voiced by Michaela Jae Rodriguez, making her the first openly transgender person to give voice to a Transformers character. This is awesome!
M.J. Rodriguez, who voices Nightbird.

  • David Soblolov is the only Beast Wars alum to return for this film. He had a memorable performance as Depth Charge in the tv series and here lends his talents to Rhinox, Battletrap, and Apelinq. He also voiced Blitzwing in the Bumblebee movie. I met him at TFCon a few years back. He's a helluva nice guy, and I'm glad to see him involved in this film.

  • I can't say enough how much I loved the pairing of Mirage and Noah. It's what the first Bay film was going for with Bumblebee and Sam, only this time the robot can talk. Also, the fact that someone besides Bumblebee was in that human liaison role was a big breath of fresh air.

  • Unicron was done very well, even if I didn't like how they seemed to connect him here to his "appearance" in The Last Knight. His planet mode was imposing and looked like his debut performance in Transformers: The Movie. He felt like a real threat, in my opinion.

  • The score and soundtrack were top notch, which is something I must say all seven live action films have in common. Pieces of Arrival to Earth from the first film, as well as Vince DiCola's Unicron's Theme from the animated movie were subtly dropped in, as well. I'm definitely picking up the 90s hip-hop soundtrack! (Even though Mirage mistakenly says, "Wu Tang in the house!" while playing the Notorious B.I.G.)


What Could've Been Better
  • Rhinox and Cheetor are terribly underutilized in this film. Cheetor gets four throwaway lines, and as far as I can tell Rhinox gets no dialogue besides some grunts. These two were seminal characters of Beast Wars, as well as its sequel series Beast Machines. Cheetor was the Bumblebee-type that started out as a cocky, headstrong bot but grew into a leader. Rhinox was both the muscle and brains of the Maximals, often acting as Primal's' right-hand, only to eventually betray his comrades and become one of the best villains in TF history. I wanted more out of these two.

Rhinox as he appeared in Beast Wars.


Cheetor as he appeared in the first season of Beast Wars.

  • The large cast, in general, made it tough for all of the characters to get a chance to shine. This happened with all of the Bay films but was corrected with Bumblebee, which focused on just three Transformers. When it was announced that we would have Autobots, Maximals, and Terrorcons I had a feeling that it was likely several characters wouldn't have much to do, which is exactly what happened here with more than a few bots. Airazor, for example, never transforms, which is always a huge pet peeve of mine in a movie called, you now, TRANSFORMERS!

  • Bumblebee's apparent death at the hands of Scourge is not only spoiled by the trailers, but his return makes very little sense in the context of the story. It's not even clear if he's dead or just in stasis lock. Obviously having him get stabbed by Scourge was meant to raise the stakes, but did anyone actually think the mascot character for this whole film franchise wasn't going to come back? This isn't 1986!
He gets better...somehow.


  • The film had five story credits, and it shows. Nearly all of the dialogue shown in the trailers is missing in the final film, as are a few scenes. Fans learned that an entire scene involving a fight between Prime and a Decepticon called Transit - who turns into...wait for it...a freakin' bus! - was cut near the beginning of the film. Knowing this, it begs the question: what else was left on the cutting room floor? The film even feels rushed in the second half, and I can't help thinking that this was the result of studio interference, something common with Paramount movies, perhaps because they didn't want a two and a half hour slog like so many comic book movies these days. Multiple screenwriters and missing dialogue/scenes between trailer and final film often are clues that things weren't copacetic between the director and studio, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case here.

Transit, the Decepticon bus and this movie's true star, who we never got to see.

  • There are a few plot holes that bug me: 
      •  If Unicron can't travel through universes, how did the Terrorcons come to Earth? 
      • Who were the other Maximals that apparently came to Earth with Primal's crew?
      • Who were Scourge, Nightbird, and Battletrap before Unicron found them?
      • Did the humans actually do something to make Prime REALLY not like them?
      • How did the Maximals create the Transwarp Key? Could they make another?
      • Are the Maximals Cybertronian? Are the Terrorcons?
      • Are the Freezers and Scorponoks Terrorcons or Predacons? Are they even sentient?
      • Where are the Decepticons and why are they never mentioned?
      • Where do the Autobots go when the battle is over? 
      • If Mirage can turn into anything, why not a spaceship to get them off Earth?
      • Where is the ship that brought the Maximals to Earth? Can't they use that?
***EDIT: A recent post on TF fan site Seibertron.com shared a number of changes between one of the test screenings and the final film. Several of the plot holes, as well as Optimus Prime’s overall demeanor, are explained by scenes that were removed between the test screenings and the finished product. I don’t know why the changes were made (I still call studio interference), but I feel some of my issues could’ve been mitigated had some of the older material remained in the film. At the very least, Rhinox would’ve actually talked!

Final Thoughts

It's hard for me to fully encapsulate my feelings on Rise of the Beasts. As a Transformers fan, I want to see nearly every aspect of the franchise succeed. However, it always bothers me when it feels like those who are in charge don't understand what made the original story - and Beast Wars, for that matter - so special. It wasn't the war, or the blows-em-upsies, or any of the machismo that gave rise to Transformers and other cartoons targeted at boys during the height of the Cold War. It was the characters. Thanks to the profiles written for Marvel Comics by Bob Budiansky and the superb voice actors directed by Wally Burr, the 80s cartoon had heart, humor, and character-driven stories, even if they were designed to sell toys in 22 minutes. That carried over into Beast Wars, when writers Bob Forward and Larry DiTillio focused on a character-rich story that flew in the face of Hasbro's "Sell more toys!" mandate and resulted in what may be the most beloved Transformers cartoon series of all time. These qualities can be found in other examples like the comics done by IDW Publishing from 2005-2021, and the much-beloved Transformers: Animated that aired from 2007-2009 (with voice direction by Sue Blu, the original Arcee, as well as the voice director on Beast Wars). A good Transformers story understands the humanity of the bots - that they can think and feel and love and cry. The best parts of the franchise do this, and Rise of the Beasts does have moments, however fleeting,  when it captures that magic.

But the live action movies as a whole have missed the point again and again. I'll admit that in 2007 I walked away from the theatre thrilled to have seen Optimus Prime on the big screen. But at the same time, it felt like it wasn't really the Transformers' story. As those films continued, it was clear that everyone from Michael Bay to producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura not only didn't understand the basic fundamental parts of the Transformers franchise, but they flat out didn't care. Transformers is a series that is constantly reinventing itself, and that's fine. Hell, it's in the name! But reinvention doesn't mean completely forgetting what made the thing special in the first place. And there are, at least for me, some moments when Rise of the Beasts does this too - especially in the portrayal of Optimus Prime, and the damn-near criminal lack of screentime for the titular beasts themselves.

In the end, Rise of the Beasts does manage to get more right than wrong. It does continue to display the heart and humor that Bumblebee had. The robot designs, which had been a harsh criticism going back to the first film, seemed to take a step back, looking a bit more like they came from the Michael Bay School of Making Robots Look as Weird as Possible, but they were still not as egregious as, say, Skids and Mudflap from Revenge of the Fallen. The human storyline is one of the best that we've ever seen, and though it didn't feel like they totally nailed Prime's story arc, at least this film tried to offer a more relatable portrayal of the most famous Autobot of all time. I really did want to love this film. But the elements that were kept from the Bay films and clear indication that the studio is unwilling to move on from them, together with the many gaping plot holes and non-sensical moments, were too hard to ignore. I guess I've just been hurt too many times.


Score

If you made it this far, congratulations! As a reward, I'll give an actual score to Rise of the Beasts for those of you who like such things. 

The movie gets a solid 7/10 for me. 

As for where it ranks among the live action Transformers films, that’s tricky. It is miles ahead of most of the Bay films, even though I still give a slight edge to the first one due to the storyline making a bit more sense and the ambitious scale that that film was going for (and somehow managed to achieve). However, I still give the top spot to Bumblebee, which is a film that I feel nails everything good about the Transformers franchise as a whole:
  1. Bumblebee
  2. Transformers
  3. Rise of the Beasts 
  4. Dark of the Moon
  5. Revenge of the Fallen
  6. The Last Knight
  7. Age of Extinction
Of course, none of them can stand up to the 1986 animated classic. They have neither the touch, nor the power.


The greatest scene in the history of cinema.


Till all are one!

-Father Prime 


NOTE: all images are courtesy of www.TFWiki.net